with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us
yeah they’re called the staff
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
i can’t wait for every song on taylor’s album to be consecutively at the top of the iTunes charts and also i can’t wait to go to target and take taylor’s CD’s and put them in every slot like the immature emotionally attached to taylor swift fangirl i am
I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?
glad to know its an international thing
kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are
he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy
u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month
being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.