mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

2 hours ago401850 notes • via telapathetic • source nxte

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

2 hours ago637579 notes • via telapathetic • source averagefairy

sadbeautifultragic:

i can’t wait for every song on taylor’s album to be consecutively at the top of the iTunes charts and also i can’t wait to go to target and take taylor’s CD’s and put them in every slot like the immature emotionally attached to taylor swift fangirl i am

2 hours ago303 notes • via totallyswifted • source sadbeautifultragic

Talking about my favorite band:
Me: They're all idiots.
Person: I thought you liked them
Me: no you don't understand
2 hours ago70380 notes • via soft-grungx • source sherlockedstarkid

ship-hard:

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

glad to know its an international thing

9 hours ago227927 notes • via soft-grungx • source dorasfedora

gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

9 hours ago490677 notes • via telapathetic • source gelatins

yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy

yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy

1 day ago335047 notes • via singingtowers • source fuckyeahviralpics

50kwatch:

u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month

1 day ago237613 notes • via aimalizz • source kev1ndurant

gender-wizard:

being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.


1 day ago1401 notes • via onehandfeel • source hellyeahthatsme

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