BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.
So apparently fans are being called 1989ers now.
God help us all.
If we’re not swifties we’re tayter tots dammit.
What I’ve been saying
SIR PATRICK STEWART’S CLASSY ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE x
That man is beautiful
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Wonder how July is gonna be
i will keep reblogging this each month
I’ll be the new kid on an old block, a chalk outline on a playground blacktop…
this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
update: I banged him
I push everyone away but in a way I’m doing them a favor
I would pay to find out what they were talking about
i’ve never seen something so accurate